Macabre Lover Prints

"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

The Dinner Break

Grim Reaper Spraying Itself with Poison

Murder Academy Exam

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Decaying corpse

No Right Turn (monster)

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I just love take-out."

Poetry reading nightly

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

The Grim Rapper