Macabre Humor Enthusiast Prints

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"First off I'd like to thank Satan."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"

'Yeah, it's kind of large for the room, but it saves us trips to the store - and it's a great place to keep my late Uncle Pete.'

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I just love take-out."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

"Mom!!"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

The Grim Rapper

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"Back in 15 min."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"What can I say? Tough split."

Skeleton scientists

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Dancing with death.