Morbid Humor Aficionado Prints

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

Death Watch

"I just love take-out."

"Back in 15 min."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

The Grim Rapper

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Skeleton scientists

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Death model.

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

Zombie Campfire

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull