Morbid Humor Aficionado Gifts

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Death Watch

"I just love take-out."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

The Grim Rapper

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Back in 15 min."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Death model.

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

Skeleton scientists

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Go on! It'll be funny!

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

Zombie Campfire

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."