Fan Of Morbid Humor Gifts

"You're too early, he's still lingering!"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Death Watch

"I just love take-out."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'How long have you had this death wish?'

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"Back in 15 min."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'Nah, the Boss ain't in yet. Can I 'elp?'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

Death model.

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"