Fan Of Morbid Humor Pillows

"You're too early, he's still lingering!"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Death Watch

"I just love take-out."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

'How long have you had this death wish?'

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'Nah, the Boss ain't in yet. Can I 'elp?'

"Back in 15 min."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

Death model.

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Sometimes good things just happen. Try not to beat yourself up over it."