Morbid Humor Fan Gifts

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'That's him. Though I can barely recognize him... Don't look, sweetie.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

"Bring me more 'Death Gray'!"

"I like this idea of yours, Geerson!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I just love take-out."

Death Watch

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

Death model.

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

Go on! It'll be funny!

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

With smoking banned, what left for me to look forward to? Just drinking myself to death?

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'Barlow must be the dessert.'