Morbid Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"No, I don't want to take a bloody survey!"

"Before we continue, is there anyone else present who has never seen a dead person?"

Farmer and Widower

Beware of dog sign (dead body with bite taken out of it)

'Barlow must be the dessert.'

"Hello? Is it 911?"

'Oh-oh, rigor mortis... that ain't good.'

Crematorium conveyor - Next Customer

"Bring me more 'Death Gray'!"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Death Watch

"I just love take-out."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Back in 15 min."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

'He was a bit of a showoff.'

Death model.

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."