Macabre Aficionados Mugs

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Halloween Selfie

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Monster Baseball

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."