Macabre Aficionados Gifts

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Monster Baseball

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Halloween Selfie

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Scary movie?'