Fans Of The Macabre Gifts

'You're a sight for sore eyes.'

At death's door

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'I could have had a V-8!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Poetry reading nightly

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"I just love take-out."

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"You must be the artist."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.