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Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Puss in cement boots"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I just love take-out."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

The crown

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

The Grim Rapper

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Back in 15 min."

Preserved head and mobile phone.