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Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Can I get a box for this?'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"I just love take-out."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"U R like so ded!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

The crown

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"Back in 15 min."

Apple Tree Dispenser

CCTV on torture cage.

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'