Macabre Humor Admirer Gifts

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'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Leos Janacek

"I just love take-out."

Meet Thy Doom

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

"Mom!!"

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

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