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'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'

'You're a sight for sore eyes.'

At death's door

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Don't go in there!!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Stephen King

'I could have had a V-8!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"I just love take-out."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Poetry reading nightly

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"You must be the artist."

'I just love this new ring tone.'