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"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Mid-century Father

Decaying corpse

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

No Right Turn (monster)

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Poetry reading nightly

Jack Kerouac

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I just love take-out."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Meet the Artist

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Mom!!"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Back in 15 min."

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

The Grim Rapper