Undead Aficionados Gifts

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Night of the Zombonies.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't go in there!!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Monster Baseball

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Stephen King

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!