Undead Enthusiasts Gifts

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

Zombies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"How was prom?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

"I lose more girlfriends that way."