Undead Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oh, honey, listen! They're playing our song: 'The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore'!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Zombies.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Check zombies.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Don't go in there!!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"How was prom?"

Date Night

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems