Zombie Aficionados Pillows

'Guess who.'

Night of the Living Extroverts

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.

'Who ordered the braaains?'

Zombie Cafe.

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...