Zombie Apocalypse Fans Pillows

The truth about bears.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

"Time for bed, guys."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Clown

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."