Zombie Apocalypse Aficionado Pillows

Zombie Luis Suarez

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

65 Million Years Ago

Zombies.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Halloween Selfie

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."