Zombie Apocalypse Aficionado Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

65 Million Years Ago

Zombies.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Born of the Dead

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'