Zombie Apocalypse Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Halloween Selfie

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Born of the Dead