Zombie Apocalypse Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

Before the corona virus there were zombie movies today there is The Walking Idiots...they're not wearing masks! They drool death!!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Halloween Selfie

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'