Zombie Apocalypse Enthusiasts Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

65 Million Years Ago

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The Zombie Awakes...

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."