Zombie Apocalypse Enthusiasts Pillows

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

65 Million Years Ago

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Born of the Dead