Zombie Enthusiasts Pillows

"Zombies! The worst kind ..."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"It started out with a slight cough and a fever, so I thought maybe I had that Covid, you know? Then I started to get really hungry, like all the time. Well, then my eye fell out and, as you can see, it all started going downhill from there."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the first interview."

"I need to devour the unborn!"

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

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"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You wanna lick the bowl?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

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