Zombie Enthusiasts Gifts

"Zombies! The worst kind ..."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"It started out with a slight cough and a fever, so I thought maybe I had that Covid, you know? Then I started to get really hungry, like all the time. Well, then my eye fell out and, as you can see, it all started going downhill from there."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the first interview."

Guide to making your undead years your best years.

"I need to devour the unborn!"

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

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"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Anyone need anything while I'm undead.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You wanna lick the bowl?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'