Zombie Lovers Gifts

'I'll have a brain - can you Einstein it?'

"It's quite nice to work from home but somehow I miss the social contacts..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Born of the Dead