Zombie Lovers Gifts

'I'll have a brain - can you Einstein it?'

"It's quite nice to work from home but somehow I miss the social contacts..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Pinata Zombies

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Zombie Awakes...

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Born of the Dead

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."