Zombie Aficionado Pillows

Night of the living will

Bored at the City Morgue.

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

Zombie cooking brains in the kitchen.

Private coaching for zombie kids

Zombie Restaurants "Waiter your thumb is in my soup"

'I said bring out your dead, not your living dead.'

Zombie & Son

'Rough weekend...or is zombie chic your new look?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zombie cars let their hair down.

'David? You need to have another word with the Undeads, their kids are ruining the lawn again.'

'Why, I have half a mind to...exactly how much mind do I have?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Zombies, zombies...posture..posture, please!'

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

Lame Duck Zombies

"I don't believe in zombies."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Sir, cart's coming through. Please tuck in your legs!"

The zombie of Fidel Castro continues to grab Cuba by the throat.

"I bet it costs an arm and a leg to eat in there..."

Zombie Doctor

Brains - The Zombie Smart Phone Search App

Not Alives Matter

Hungry Zombie Please Help!

Night of the living well-read

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"People! Do you want to merely frighten, or do you want to impress?"

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"Walking dead letter file."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."