Zombie Fans Pillows

Dowsing for Coffee

When Zombies say goodbye...

"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

Phone Zombie

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'