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The truth about bears.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Zombies.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Monster Clown

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

The Zombie Awakes...