Undead Fanatic Pillows

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I said slime."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Vampire Bat

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Born of the Dead

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

No Right Turn (monster)

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'