Undead Fanatic Mugs

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I said slime."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Born of the Dead

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

No Right Turn (monster)

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'