Undead Fan Mugs

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

Night of the Zombonies.

Broomstick crash.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Open House of Horrors

"Devi's brew?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"We should start wearing masks."

Telekinetics on strike...

Classic Emojis for sale.