Undead Aficionados Mugs

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Night of the Zombonies.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"We pay the living dead wage."