Zombie Fanatics Mugs

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'He's not really scared of the fire . . . he's scared of growing older.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

The Mummy's Purse...

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Pinata Zombies

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The Zombie Awakes...

Born of the Dead

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."