Undead Enthusiast Pillows

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Walking dead letter file."

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Life is hard when your dad is a zombie.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Ghost School.

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Monster Baseball

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"