Undead Admirers Pillows

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Halloween Selfie

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

After-Life Mints

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

Meet the Artist

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'I just love this new ring tone.'