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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

"New guy."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Monster Baseball

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"From this you make a living?"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Gates of heaven

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."