Afterlife Appreciator Pillows

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I'm afraid this'll have to do for the moment.We've run out of wings.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Going Down?