Afterlife Appreciator Prints

'Anything good on tonight?'

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

'I'm afraid this'll have to do for the moment.We've run out of wings.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"