Afterlife Satire Appreciator Prints

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Hi!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Steamed vegetables."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

"Amateurs."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Historic Bank Jobs.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."