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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

Can I borrow some scissors?

"New guy."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"From this you make a living?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Monster Baseball

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Gates of heaven

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?