Afterlife Admirers Pillows

'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'

Outsourcing.

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"From this you make a living?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Gates of heaven

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"