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'He's still in his probationary period.'

Who was who.

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

"On the plus side it's nice and warm here."

"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"

"Attorney at law? You're a little late don'tcha think."

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'Jack gets all the privileges of being dead, without the bother.'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Now our above 'o's begin to make some sense.'

The Uncertainty of the Afterlife...

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

'We can't have lifts because the competition snapped up Mr Otis.'

Heavenly Security.

"I miss the lawyers."

'Wait! Hold it right there! Did you once say you had more money than me?'

'My money's still working, only now it's working for my ungrateful children.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."