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'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'

Outsourcing.

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"From this you make a living?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Gates of heaven

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."