Macabre Admirers Pillows

Death Takes A Time-Share

Tattoos removed by flaying.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"He loves me!"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"You must be the artist."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Mom!!"

Meet the Artist

"Back in 15 min."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking