Macabre Admirers Pillows

Death Takes A Time-Share

Tattoos removed by flaying.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

"Mom!!"

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"He loves me!"

"You must be the artist."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

"Back in 15 min."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."