Undead Admirers Gifts

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

After-Life Mints

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"