Undead Enthusiast Gifts

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Walking dead letter file."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Life is hard when your dad is a zombie.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Check zombies.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems