Macabre Fans Mugs

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

The not so easy rider...

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I just love take-out."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Mom!!"

"He loves me!"

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

Chameleon.

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'