Macabre Fans Mugs

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

The not so easy rider...

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Telekinetics on strike...

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I just love take-out."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Never seen a cow before?"

"You must be the artist."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"He loves me!"

"Mom!!"

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Chameleon.

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."