Messy Aficionado Gifts

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'How do I know your ours?'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

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'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"