Messy Aficionado Prints

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Stamped

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Hey—nice place!"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"I thought you said that he was house trained!"

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."